Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If women see themselves as free, dignified, human beings just as good as men, can Trump hang it up and just lose in a landslide at last? How can men who like and respect women help improve womens' self-esteem?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Doctors Say You Might Be Eating Way Too Much Salt — Here’s How To Tell - BuzzFeed

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Having Low Levels Of This Vitamin Can Cause Dry Eyes. Are You Getting Enough? - Women's Health

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

So they tried

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Leak unveils first details on Google Pixel 12, Pixel 12 Pro (XL) and Pixel 12 Pro Fold - Notebookcheck

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

What are some great short jokes?