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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:59

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Doctors Say You Might Be Eating Way Too Much Salt — Here’s How To Tell - BuzzFeed
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Having Low Levels Of This Vitamin Can Cause Dry Eyes. Are You Getting Enough? - Women's Health
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?
So they tried
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Still no good
—
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.